What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".