What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.