What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"