Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.