They insist that the fit could be better.
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Coffee Mug
They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Because it cantaloupe.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Because they just cantaloupe.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
A group of dentists who work together.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
100 bill.
Her knees swell up when she farts.
Get tested for dyslexia.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
So you can get traction in the mud.
They capture your special moments.
Because they cantaloupe.
Elopping shears
Because it is using steroids.
