They insist that the fit could be better.
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They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Because it cantaloupe.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Because they just cantaloupe.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
She uses a perfect son.
The iPhone Ayyyye-t
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Allah Garden.
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
A KitKat.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
2-3 weeks tops.
You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors
I'm in, but I'm not decent."
I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.
