They insist that the fit could be better.
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They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Because it cantaloupe.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Because they just cantaloupe.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
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I don't know, it's not my side work.
He was stoned
5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
ME: 5 stops.
Because they aren't capitalist
They both capture that special moment.
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
loading...
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
They're disposable
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
