How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.