How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.