2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Because it's always flat.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
One Brazillion.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
yishan
Two, but how do they get in there
Put sheet music in front of him
Give him the sheet music.