Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.