Because he was Snowden.
You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
They were Snowden.
He'll be Snowden.
He was Snowden.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Edward.