Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.