Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...