Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.