Because he was Snowden.
It didn't Snowden.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
I'm Snowden!
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
House.
He's Snowden.
Because two Eds are better than one.
