Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.