What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.