What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.