What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.