Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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Bait.

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It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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The Germans like shade

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!