What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.