What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!