He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
By the "M" on his pajamas.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Turned down 4 watt
Atrophy
By crossing the Finnish line!
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Nothing, you already said it twice.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
They're a-Brew'in!