What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.