What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.