What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.