What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why are feminists bad cashiers?

They can't make change.

Equality Jokes More Equality Jokes

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.