Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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What do you call a mod in r/News ?

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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