Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.