Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)