Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.