Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)