Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.