Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.