Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.