Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.