Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.