They think all the white pieces are kings.
Because people might think you have a stutter.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Vladimir Gluten
They both get jumped by Mexicans.
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Check, matey.
