They think all the white pieces are kings.
Bruce Wayne.
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Because you know they're guilty.
If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.
They put two twins together to make a king.
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)
They're short 2 towers.
Because they don't have 2 towers.