Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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It plays a big tractor.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.