Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day