Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!