Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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A heir cut

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR