Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !