Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!