Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!