Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!