You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
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Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
with an en croissant
Checkmate!
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
Banks
To get his quarterback.
Reptiles !
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
He kneaded the dough!
Because they knead the dough
Czechs Mix
At the Czech-out line.
He was feeling a little crummy.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
Are you Thor
You don't need to, they'll tell you
A: Because they research everything.
Don't look, I'm changing!
