Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha