What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.