What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.