Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
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There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
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Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
They always take things literally.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
In the gutter!
He couldn't stand to see himself like that.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
A laxative.
Feed it laxatives.
Because he said he was a master baiter.
They had a mantic** time.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
