Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
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There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
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Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking
Because he was on a higher plane.
With a trainslator
Shelf-ish
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Because black boards matter.
Arcane-gel!
A stillborn.
A lesbian with a hard on.
A giraffe with a sore throat.
A centipede with athlete's foot !
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
When it doesn't reach the front page.
Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
