Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
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There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
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Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
A centipede with athlete's foot !
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
Because it never gets old.
Because 69 is a mouthful
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !
A frog in a blender.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
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A: 69 plus VAT
69 for midgets
