Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.