Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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