It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
So blind people can hate them too
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.
None, he fell.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Nah-imma-stay"
Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
The spaghetto.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
