What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.