What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK