Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Take away it's credit cards !
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
Mitosis
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
Shoot the guy pushing it.
Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.
They believe in a single-pair system.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
They don't like triggers