Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.