Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
He writes scary stories.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
When he shoots, someone else scores.
Because they lactose.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Your mom.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
A: None. The democrats do that.
They don't like triggers