Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Gun Control Jokes More Gun Control Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers