Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.