Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Gun Control Jokes More Gun Control Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers