How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.