How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.