How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.