How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What was the condiment stand charged with?

with a deadly weapon.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.