How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why do warriors make bad business men ?

They charge too much !

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.