How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip