How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys?

Toby

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.