How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !