What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.