What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.