What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!