Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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I can see!