What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy