What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.