What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.