What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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A paddy melt!!

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Misoyaki!

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They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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I am not a cook

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Carbon dating.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.