Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.