Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Carbon Dating.