Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.