What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!