What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress