What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"