What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.