What does Melania call it when Donald takes Viagra?

A rigged erection.

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What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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