A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
Because opposites attract.
Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.
Their last biggest hit was The Wall
Reptiles !
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Throw a flashbang into the room.
A mushroom.
A FUNGI to be with!
Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!
Yo can I crash at your place?
