What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.