A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
Because their eggs stinked!
Ahola.
I'll meet you at the corner!
Their last big hit was the wall.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
The punch line.
Through the Lucha-door.
A telephono lens.
because he wasn't a fungi!
Because there's not mushroom!
Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.