What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing