What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.