What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing