What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.