What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.