What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace