What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit