What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio