What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border