What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

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What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.