Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

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Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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Because it can swim

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."