Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!