Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.