What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.