What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

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What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

What do you call your Mexican crush?

Juan Andonle

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Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.