What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18