What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar