What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.