What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.