What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.