What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes