What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes