What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes