Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan