Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan