Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

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What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.