Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.