What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Ole Jokes More Ole Jokes

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'