Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What do you call a hip Arab?

A chic sheik

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

What do you call a masculine Arab?

Protein Sheikh

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What do you call an Arab who's been everywhere and done everything?

Bindere Dundat

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a muscular Arab?

Protein sheikh

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What do you call an Arab dairy farmer?

A milk sheik.

What do you call a white Arab prince?

A milk sheikh

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?

NSFW Because it's full of Arab seamen.

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What can happen when a car breaks down?

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

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What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!