How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs