How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim