When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
They're both brown except the snowball.
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet
She grew out of her B - shells!
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
America.
A sense of humor.
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
