Yogurt Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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