What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.