What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.