What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.