What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself